50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
Mum: What’s that? “tumblr.com”?
Me: *freaks out* NO! DON’T USE IT!
Mum: Huh?
Me: YOU’LL RUIN IT!
Mum: *silence*
Me: “panicked breathing*